Dark Lord of the Sith What my soldiers think I do. What my apprentices think I do What society thinks I do. What my boss thinks I do. What I think I do. What I actually do.

Karate What my friends think I do. What my mom thinks I do. What society thinks I do. What my boss thinks I do. What I think I do. What I actually do.

Working from Home What my friends think I do. What my parents think I do. What society thinks I do. What my boss thinks I do. What I think I do. What I actually do.

Grumpy Cat What my friends think I do. What my mom thinks I do. What society thinks I do. What my owners think I do. What I think I do. What I actually do.

PERCEPTION What my friends think I drive. What my mom thinks I drive. What society thinks I drive. What my boss thinks I drive. What I think I drive What I actually drive

Vegetarian/Pescatarian What society thinks I eat. What my friends think I eat. What ignorant people think I eat. What ignorant people say. What I think about. What you should know. One of the many reasons for it. You judge me, but... What I really eat.

Kampf gegen Rechts What you think you do. What you think it looks like. What i think you do. What i think it looks like. What the media says you do. What you actually do.

Security Officer What my friends think I do. What my Mom thinks I do. What society thinks I do. What my boss thinks I do. What I think I do. What I actually do.

Pagans What our friends think we do What Christians think we do What Society thinks we do What Fox News "knows" we do What we actually do

Assistant Conductor What the maestro thinks I do.... What my mom thinks I do. What society thinks I do. What the orchestra thinks I do. What I think I do. What I actually do.

Pediatric Nurse What my friends think I do. What my family thinks I do. What society thinks I do. What the boss thinks I do. What I think I do. What I actually do.

Vet Nurse What my friends think I do. What my mom thinks I do. What society thinks I do. What my boss thinks I do. What I think I do. What I actually do.

AP Physics What my dad thinks I do. What my brother thinks I do. What my mom thinks I do. What my friends think I do. What I think I do. What I actually do.

Stay at Home Wife What my friends think I do. What my mom thinks I do. What society thinks I do. What my husband worries that I do. What I think I do. What I actually do.

When i say I live in Kansas... Where Hollywood thinks I live Where the government thinks I live Where society thinks I live Where distant family think I live Where I think I live Whwre I actually live