GERMANISTS What my friends think I do. What my mom thinks I do. What society thinks I do. What my employers think I do. What I think I do. What I actually do.

My Dorm Room What my parents think it looks like. What my RA thinks it looks like. What society thinks it looks like. What my non-college friends think it looks like. What I think it looks like. What it actually looks like.

Veterinary Receptionist What my friends think I do. What my in-laws think I do. What society thinks I do. What my mom thinks I do. What I think I do. What I actually do.

Metal Musician What my friends think I do. What my mom thinks I do. What society thinks I do. What my boss thinks I do. What I think I do. What I actually do.

Gay Marriage What society thinks we want. What the Christian Right thinks we want. What our parents wish we'd do. What most of the world sees about it. What we think we want. What gay marriage really is.

divorcée What my friends think I do. What my mom thinks I do. What my therapist thinks I do. What my ex thinks I do. What I think I do. What I actually do.

Neuropsychologist What my friends think I do... What my son thinks I do... what society thinks I do... What my wife thinks I do... What I think I do... What I actually do... what I wish I did... what I wanted to be... If I don't get a new job I'll end up...

Show Jumping What my friends think I do. What my mom thinks I do. What society thinks I do. What I avoid to do. What I think I do. What I actually do.

I make these right way How my mirror thinks I look brushing my teeth How Obama thinks I look waitin in line How the world thinks I look drinking water How society thinks I look flying in a hot air balloon How I actually look doing when I nap in class How my girlfriend thinks I look sitting on a stool How my teachers think I look talking on the phone How my friends think I look eating a cheeseburger How my parents think I look reading the paper

Air Traffic Control What my friends think I do. What my wife thinks I do. What my neighbours think I do. What Pilots think I do. What I think I do. What I actually do.

Marketing Manager What my friends think I do. What my mom thinks I do. What society thinks I do. What my boss thinks I do. What I think I do. What I actually do.

Online Marketing What my friends think I do. What my mom thinks I do. What society thinks I do. What my customers think I do What I think I do. What I actually do.

Math Major What society thinks I do What my mom thinks I do What students of other majors think I do What Professors think I do What I think I do What I actually do

FRENCH How the rest of the world see us. How we see ourselves. How men see us. How women see us. How maids see us. How tourists see us How children see us What we think we are What we really are

Cat Lady What my friends think I do. What my mom thinks I do. What society thinks I do. What the cats think i do. What I think I do. What I actually do.