I'm from New Jersey Where foreigners think we are from Where our friends think we are from Where southerners think we are from Where New Yorkers think we are from Where we think we are from. Where we are actually from

TRADER What my friends think I do. What my mom thinks I do. What society thinks I do. What my boss thinks I do. What I think I do. What I actually do.

METALHEAD What my parents think I do What brother thinks I do What friends think I do What society thinks I do What I think I do What I really do

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WELDING What my instructors think I do. What my mom thinks I do. What society thinks i do. What my girlfriend thinks I do. What I think I do. What I actually do.

PARALEGAL What my friends think I do. What clients think I do. What society thinks I do. What my boss thinks I do. What I think I do. What I actually do.

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Human Resources What I am looking for! Most applicants! What I end up hiring!

Drum Line What my friends think I do. What my mom thinks I do. What society thinks I do. What my teachers think I do. What I think I do. What I actually do.

KARAOKE How I think I sound. How I really sound. How I sound when you’re drunk.

PE Teacher What my friends think I do. What my mom thinks I do. What society thinks I do. What my boss thinks I do. What the kids thing I do. What I actually do.

KAYAKING What my friends think I do. What my mom thinks I do. What my instructor thinks I do. What other competitors think I do. What I think I do. What I really do.

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