A wise old owl sat in an oak. The more he heard, the less he spoke The less he spoke, he more he heard. Now wasn't that a wise old bird?

NOW I CAN JUMP INTO CARPOOL LANE 2 OR MORE PEOPLE

Bench press more than i can squat pecs still wont grow

quick no time to explain.. grab a donkey

Spent all day hunting for a delicious mouse Human won't eat it

A BEAUTIFUL DRAGON or is it a slug?

I just came here to tell you that I Don't care

Soooo........ We gonna do this or what?

PATIENCE LEARN YOU MUST!!!!

HEY GIRL I know your busy on Pintrest but I rather be pinning you.

we need a dozen mixed, please . . . and can you hurry it up . . . we're on a call

If you was mine Ill never let u go

BEING A WRITER: the painful moment of self-criticism

All About That Bass Treble

Tony Romo spikes ball intercepted!