always remember.... girls twerk.... women headbang

I has a guitar allow me to play you happy birthday

BIRTHDAY DOG SAYs Here's looking at you!

oh shit the farmer must've found out we've been eating his "special" plants

Broke into ex's house Line 2 Text Here

People are all like "Watch my inspiring video" And I'm all like. "EXTERMINATE!"

Anybody seen my cat?

The end of the world has been cancelled in romania due to lack of organization

GERMAN CANDY Teaching children to sound like they have a mouthful of marbles.

Separated At Birth? Mr Coffee Mr. Tea

if you pee your pants while skydiving you're gonna have a bad time

I SEE YOU OWN A CHEVY Need a ride?

one does not simply have a birthday without a really fucking stupid, exceptionally pointless, flawlessly eloquent meme from the coolest kid you know making your 24 hours of birthdayness fucking awesome

if you talk about israel and palestine on facebook... you're gonna have a bad. time.

Everyone stop commenting!! Someone stole my popcorn!!!