I'll never make it.... Without the IPod charger
Time Flies Like An arrow But Fruit Flies Like a Banana
I'm so excited And I just can't hide it
HEY MORNING COME AT ME BRO!!!
What would happen if you take a selfie while running at the speed of light..?
THAT LOOK YOU MAKE WHEN YOU GO TO THE BREAKROOM FOR LUNCH AND YOUR SUPERVISOR IN THERE.
Ex's be like You break up with her yet ?
Prepare yourself... The Robin WIlliams memorial posts are coming
I hate fruitflys with the fire of a thousand suns
Meanwhile in Germany Line 2 Text Here
what do you mean, justine beaver just texted to say she won't perform for me ?
everybody chill the fuck out! i got this!
my girl AINT ALLOWED
TO TAKE SELFIES WE TAKE USIES!
Seven! Seven goals for Germany!
Ah-ha-ha-ha
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY YOU ROCK!
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