"Weeeeeeeeee! Widdly widdly widdle widdly waaahhhhh weeeee waaaahhhhh widdle widdle widdle widdly waaaahhhhh! Whump!" -Kerry King

50 CENT FOR 2PAC OF EMINEM? THATS FUCKIN LUDACRIS

WHAT DO I HAVE TIME FOR? Ain't nobody got time for that

...Oh, i'm sorry I cant hear you over the sound of how awesome I am

IF THE SKY IS BLUE ... WHAT COLOUR IS WATER?

If Republicans had spent the same amount of money to protect us embassies that they're spending 'investigating' our deaths We would still be alive today

are we there? is this maui? oh, yeah. I came along. sorry about the poo, it was a long flight.

never get a tattoo from someone stupider than you

What if YOLO was invented by the government To reduce the general population

Wasp Is not amused

HOW I FEEL WHEN PAY DAY IS HERE WHEN I PICK UP MY CHECK

Shits on german nationalists in philosophy, renounces german citizenship, calls sister stupid for marrying anti-semite blamed for the holocaust

Here's some Redneck Wisdom... You are nuttier than a port-a-potty at a peanut festival.

GRADUATION And for this diploma, I would like to thank Sparknotes, coffee, and "mental health days". Probably couldn't have done it without you...

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