cracks me up... they still don't know i'm a dog.

Finals approaching Unwrap textbook from plastic wrap

get those terrorists RIght now! Attack whatever country the tv says.

if we had as much food as guns there would be no hungry people

WHAT IS THIS? Can I oppress this?

go home, car you're drunk

Girls are superheroes who else could bleed for a week and not die

*fake gasp* ohmergerd wha had happened right here?

OH YOU HAVE A DOG PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW TO RAISE MY KIDS

What if GMO foods are actually better for us? Nahhhh!!!!

FACEBOOK POSTS Girls complaining Girls saying they're fat Ifunny reposts Interesting topics "Like if you love god"

So your 5 year plan is to generate as many likes as you can on IG Now tell me how thats going to pay the bills

I Don't need some cheesy meme to validate myself on facebook 'Cause everybody knows I'm the shit!

Writes status saying she's quitting facebook to focus on getting her life together Is back on the next day, whining, complaining and posting the same old shit

First you refuse to build a death star and then you call it a "Jedi Mind Meld"?! You have failed me for the last time...