Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, I also hate you

Let's tell them iran plans to build... ...nuclear weapons

Today is the day Marty McFly goes into the future. False. The date is October 15,2015

omg! did you here there's some football game at the Beyonce concert today???

Don't make fun of Hitler He gets Führerious

i should learn to read

What men expect to look like with long hair What they actually look like

i shit in your yard and walk away like a boss

OLD PEOPLE AT WEDDINGS ALWAYS POKE ME AND SAY "YOU'RE NEXT." SO, I STARTED DOING THE SAME THING TO THEM AT FUNERALS " Line 2 Text Here

You teased me with that laser pointer So I shit in yoru shoe

One does not simply Leave Hotel California

Comments on Facebook, seen by everyone Ignored

I left my wife and kids Presents under the Christmas tree

Obama, Jesus, and a Space Alien walk into bar The people in the bar think this is unusual

Left Textbook in Car Sweet No Homework