Mom doesn't know where the remote is The maid doesn't know either

Due to all the credits I have I'm technically a Sophomore

What doesn't kill you Is going to die

you has betrayed my tiny trust Line 2 Text Here

Grandma got run over by a reindeer... Go On...

U forget homework I forget son

I play well with others... Others, not You.

HONEY IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK We're Just Friends

Too Cold Without a Coat Too Warm With a Coat

Not sure if freakishly polite Or just Canadian

Not sure if I'm hot for teacher or Stockholm Syndrome.

Me don't always eat cookies In fact, me never do. Me merely break them, and scatter the pieces around in a horrifyingly violent manner.

My hand is small enough to fit in a Pringles can

If the zombie apocalypse happens in Vegas, Would it stay in Vegas?

Soft Kitty, warm kitty, little ball of NO