Oh, you are a Republican, and you need to apply for hurricane assistance Tell me more about how people shouldn't depend on government to support them.

butthurt republicans butthurt republicans everywhere

every time you forget to vote ann coulter eats a kitten

If a girl from Iceland and a guy from Cuba have a kid... Will he be an ice cube?

What if the big bang was a reset button For a previous universe that got messed up

Oh, you're 30 and still live with mommy Tell me more about how independent you are

I think it's so cute the way you Keep trying to make your passwords harder

Watched zombie movie marathon Not one zombie ate a brain

Tries to hold back a sneeze in class FARTS

My house is so new My car's GPS can't find it

Goes to a Nickleback Concert Goes to a Nickleback Concert

"I need to leave class early today" "I've got a note from my mom if you need to see it"

"Finally, the weekend!" Doesn't make any human interaction until Monday

Bottle Opener? What am I? Handicapped?

We're getting married in July You should probably propose before then