The Second Amendment Man with Bear Arms
He Must be Famous Man with fans on bike: He must be famous, he has so many fans
Math Y U No Grow Up, I don't want to solve all ur problems.
Buried a corpse in the wrong plot I made a grave mistake
bitch you just went full retard
When aliens in galaxies 65 million light years away look through a telescope at Earth They See Dinosaurs
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun But NaH.
I don't always meet a nice girl But when I do, I meet her boyfriend 10 minutes later
Ghosts sit around the fire And tell Chuck Norris Stories
I realized I weighed nothing on a milligram scale and I was like, Omg
What if the C.I.A. invented dinosaurs to discourage time travel?
Does Obamacare cover the beating Obama took at the debate?
Skips Class Brags on Facebook
HOMER SIMPSON Meet the smartest man on Fox
Hey Bro, See you finally found a girlfriend Now let's find one flaw about her and think about it constantly till you're single
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