T-Rex Dreams T-Rex dreaming of long arms as he can't reach the Genie's lamp.
FAIL Threatens to remove
PBS funding after stealing their logo
Yo' Mama is so fat Kids eating lunch: Yo' Mama is so fat when she walked by the TV I missed 3 episodes!
I said AMISH pit I said AMISH pit... not a MOSH pit
I'm still voting for Obama because he's black and white on issues. It isn't clear where Romney stands.
Chuck Norris? You mean the bearded bitch that does my laundry.
Pulls up to only open pump at packed gas station Goes inside to buy a 4 Loko and Newports then leaves
Anti-Immigration? Your rides waiting to bring you home!
Lost job, got new job same day No time for vacation
Snailed It
Roses are Red I have a phone Nobody texts me forever alone
GMAIL? No, I Need Email
Who got the weed Whacker Fixed? The lawn looks great!
I'm just saying it's hurtful... You should take responsibility for not doing your homework
plays in kiddie pool DROWNS
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