"Teach us about Absolute Zero" O K
can you send e-mails on a Sunday?
Car hit me at 30MPH I hit it at 60
Give a shit I don't
Every deodorant is long lasting When you get up at 1pm
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan.
Choose Two: Enough Sleep, Grades, Or Social Life? False. Choose One.
OP..OP..OP GANGNAM STYLE!!!
HillBilly Hilary & Bill Clinton Mash-Up
I will cut you Another slice of cheese cake
They made fun of pokemon i made fun of their graves
I left my wife A present on the counter
Odd has 3 letters Even has 4
Bought a new boomerang Threw it, and it didn't come back
What if we used to be able to make wishes... But then someone wished we couldn't
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