They got money for wars But can't feed the Poor

How you gonna fire Sesame Street? One of those motherfuckers already lives in a trash can!

Takes a Wrong Turn Shortcut

I like Mitt.He has alienated the young people, alienated the old people, alienated women, alienated minorities, alienated gays. I mean, I'm telling you, this takes talent!

I love logs Thiiiis much !

IF YOU ARE QUARANTINED WE'LL BE TOGETHER ALL THE TIME

Who told you to try them all? Ted: For all those girls that say, "All guys are the same" Who told you to try them all? Hoe.

Difference between iPhone 4S and 5 4S Photo of friends, 5 photo of friends and couple making out behind them

Romney & Obama Hair Swap Photo of Romney and Obama with each others hair

I made it thru the cat door Cat with cat door stuck on them: What U mean Im Fat? I made it thru the cat door

Oh you watched the presidential debate? You must know everything about politics now

Not sure if I'm happy to be in nature ... Or just happy to be away from people

Takes Introduction to Psychology Diagnoses Everyone He Sees

Obama killed Bin Ladin Romney will kill me.

Runs Marathon Doesn't post his time on Facebook