I don't always bash PBS but when I do its in front of someone that works there
You suddenly like the things your girlfriend likes Tell me more about how you are your own person
Works from Home Still Late
It's behind me... Isn't it? Chihuahua being stalked by cat
Happy Birthday Hope you Ended your night looking like this
Today the dog. Tomorrow the World. Cat sitting on dog planning to take over the world.
I regret nothing Raccoon in cage: I regret nothing, your garbage was delicious
What if I told you the government uses guns Because they don't want you to learn how dangerous pineapples are
I don't always catch mice. Cat: I don't always catch mice. But when I do, I leave their disemboweled corpse on your doorstep.
Just follow that car! Squirrel Driving: No time to explain, just follow that car!
Due Tomorrow? Do Tomorrow
Cable Guy Says he will come between 8 and 12 Comes at 8:05
I have more conversations in my head Than I do in real life
Grew Up Rich Now I have no idea how to manage my money
Doesn't Feel like brushing teeth Chews Gum
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