Surfs Web Drowns
I can't go grocery shopping Because the refrigerator and cupboards are all full
Notices class has run a minute late Interrupts professor to tell him he is out of time
What if I told you Being in the friend zone will give you a better chance with her friends
2+2 on Test Uses Calculator to be sure
I want to read But my book overheated
Too Lazy to Cut Instant Pizza Fold it like a taco
The only shits I give Get Buried
Works at store for 5 days Asked to be assistant manager
Gets Season Tickets Lockout Year
He's dead Jim Mouse trying CPR on computer mouse
so I said ; Dude just chill out my dad made your dad.
REDNECKS Keeping NASCAR in business since 1952
Complains that girls only like attractive guys... Likes girls because they are hot.
i don't always dance but when i do it's gangnam style
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